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如果您今天早上醒來時還算健康,恭喜您,因為有一百萬人將活不過一星期。
如果您不曾經歷戰爭的危險、被監禁的寂寞、被凌虐的痛苦、或是飢寒交迫,恭喜您,您比5億人還好命。
如果您可以參加宗教活動而不必擔心被騷擾、逮捕、凌虐、或死亡,恭喜您,您比15億人還自由。
如果您的冰箱裡有食物、有衣服穿、還有地方住、恭喜您,您比全世界70%的人還富有。
如果您在銀行有存款、錢包裡有鈔票、還有一些零錢,恭喜您,您是全世界前10%的有錢人。
如果您的雙親還健在,而且沒有離婚,您算是幸運兒。
如果您經常抬頭帶著微笑,而且心中感謝老天,您是幸福的,因為大部份的人可以辦到卻不這麼做。
如果您會握住某人的手、或給他們一個擁抱、或是拍拍他們的肩膀,恭喜您,因為您是具有癒合人們心靈的能力。
如果您可以讀到這篇文章,那是雙重幸運:有人想到您這個朋友,而且有15億人根本不識字。
您大概從來沒想到過自己是多麼幸福吧!?
 
 
Well Wisher   (12/10/2010 4:34 PM)
    Wonderfully described definitions

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise,but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later


DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

"It's not WHAT You have in your life, but WHOM You have in life that counts"
 
 
Well Wisher   (9/10/2010 4:54 PM)
    緣是人間一種看不見的引力

緣是人間一種看不見的引力.........

緣,是人間一種看不見的引力,把我們與某些人拉進,也與某些人疏遠。
據說,有緣的人是拆不散的,無緣的人是撮不合的。
而人生的困擾往往在於--我們希望有緣的,偏無緣或緣淺,我們不希望有緣的,那個緣卻綿延流長。
所以,人世總有一些遺憾,一些剪不斷理了更亂的無可奈何,
不讓這片烏雲遮住頭頂的天空,就要凡事隨緣。
該來的就讓它來,該去的就讓它去,不向前盼,也不後望,當下就是一切, 能放下過去未來,才能活得自在。
把緣分當成美麗的海浪吧!
當它湧來的時候,不抗拒,當浪潮退去時,不窮追苦求,
生命中曾有過晶瑩的浪花朵朵,已是上天美好的恩賜。
生命中曾有過晶瑩的浪花朵朵,已是上天美好的恩賜。
歡笑總是短暫,惆悵卻是深遠,勘不破世事無常,每一個日子都會過得沉重。
感情的殼在詩人小說家筆下雖然甜蜜美麗,但實際生活中如果背上它,
其中的酸甜苦辣只有過來人冷暖自知,甜蜜會變成酸楚,美麗盡是無奈。
其中的酸甜苦辣只有過來人冷暖自知,甜蜜會變成酸楚,美麗盡是無奈。
緣已逝,心不死,一味的不了情,是不智的自我折磨,那樣靈魂會憔悴,緣起緣滅,應似如生命中的浪花。
心境要像流水,激起浪花時,流水快樂的向前奔流,浪花消失後,流水的面貌依舊。
水最懂得隨緣之道,能高能低,能深能淺,能方能圓,能進能退。
流水並不是無情,因為它知道浪花雖然不見了,並沒有消失,
美麗的緣在生命中亦如是,雖留不住,但永遠是生命裡的一部分,如浪花化成水,是另一種更永恆的相依。
 
 
Well Wisher   (30/9/2010 4:48 PM)
    10 Most Important Words in Your Life

The most selfish one-letter word...I. Avoid it

The most satisfying two-letter word...WE. Use it

The most poisonous three-letter word...EGO. Overcome it

The most used four-letter word...LOVE. Value it

The most pleasing five-letter word...SMILE. Keep it

The fastest spreading six-letter word...RUMOUR. Ignore it

The hardest working seven-letter word...SUCCESS. Achieve it

The most enviable eight-letter word...JEALOUSY. Distance yourself from it

The most powerful nine-letter word...KNOWLEDGE. Acquire it

The most powerful nine-letter word...FRIENDSHIP. Maintain it
 
 
Well Wisher   (30/9/2010 8:25 AM)
    How to get rid of insects

Methods that do not kill but get rid of ants, mosquitoes and cockroaches

Ants don't like sour things, mosquitoes don't like spices and cockroaches don't like fragrant things.

To keep away ants, squeeze fresh lemon juice on where they'll be passing, and
also wipe the lemon slices on that surface.

Mosquitoes do not like spice. bury garlic under flowerbeds and clean dead leaves,
and keep the area clean.

Cockroaches do not like fragrance. Cut small pieces of soap, put them in a bottle with water, and put the bottle in a cupboard where you want to keep out cockroaches. After several days, they will be all gone and your cupboard will even smell good.

You do not need to kill mosquitoes: dissolve Vitamin C and B2 in water, wipe the water on your skin, and the scent will drive the mosquitoes away.
Put up orange coloured curtains, or orange plastic wrap around a bulb. Mosquitoes are afraid of orange light, and they will be gone.
Hang up a bunch of spring onions, and use gauze to wrap up the green sections of the onions, and there will be no more mosquitoes.
Putting a pot of Lilies, Milans, Roses, or Evening Primroses in your room will work too.

To drive away cockroaches, you can put pieces of cucumber where you want to keep them away.
 
 
Cheang Chee Gooi   (29/9/2010 9:06 PM)
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